It came as just a gentle tap,
soon became insistent rap,
drew her quite reluctant to the door.
A safety chain kept door ajar,
loath she was to open far,
til she saw the face of her amour.
His visage beamed with such delight.
He long had dreamed of such a sight,
she stood in naught but sheer and ribboned wrap.
His heart beat fast, her lashes flutter;
he stumbled in, begins to stutter,
his impulse would cause a major flap.
“Your father’s usual order here,
a sausage pizza, German beer.
Before you nuke, you must remove the wrap.”
Oh my, he thought, now quite distraught,
she’ll think I sought
to see her bared of inhibitions.
He’s such a dear. His meaning’s clear.
There’ll be a time, have no fear,
when he has met my preconditions.