GOD’S PLAN FOR AGING

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom,
God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they have to search
for glasses, keys, and other things , thus doing more walking. God
looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw another need., He made them lose coordination
so they would drop things requiring them to bend over and stretch time
and again. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God looked down at the function of the bladder and
decreed that seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more
trips to the bathroom, thus providing even more exercise. God looked
down and saw it was good.

So if you find as you age you are getting up and down more,
and walking more , remember that it is His will. It is all in your best
interest—-even as you mutter under your breath.

As published in MH/OSTA

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About degus221

A Kansan who has migrated to Oregon.
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9 Responses to GOD’S PLAN FOR AGING

  1. Gus, you are soooooo wise!

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    • degus221 says:

      Agnes,
      It’s amazing, the information one can pick up down at the bar. But of course you wouldn’t know that.

      But thank you for you comment, and make it a Merry Christmas this year thru next year

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  2. LINDA SANCHEZ says:

    Oh dad 😂. Will send this to my baptist sister 😆👏👍

    Peace On Earth. Linda

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  3. oneta hayes says:

    And in spite of the wisdom of God to build this extra activity into us, I am still told be doctors and family that I need to exercise! Just wait til they get where I am in age! 😀 Have a Merry Christmas, degus. Keep the poetry coming.

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  4. MaryJo says:

    Gus, this is great, compassionate, and accepting, too! There are no accidents…

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